February 2012
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mikedurstewitzsodmg:
Next time someone sneezes, glare at them and coldly say “Don’t let it happen again”
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breakyourvisi0n replied to your post: breakyourvisi0n replied to your post: omg kalli no…
*hands over some salt* just in case ._.
thx ;_;
breakyourvisi0n replied to your post: omg kalli no stop reblogging creepy stuff its 3 am…
omfg im so sorry askjbdksajd i wont reblog any more…for both of our sake :S
alright then ;___;
omg kalli no stop reblogging creepy stuff its 3 am and i need to sleep oh god ah nightmares forever
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jesus fucking christ
i have the nosiest neighbors ever
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blurofficialfanclub:
what if we live like in the matrix and all the bands we know are actually made up by our mind wouldnt we be genius
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1612th:
what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
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ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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